The Nobel Prize for Shiterature

(The) Nobel Prize for Shiterature (AKA the Turdy): A new annual award honoring the best makers and purveyors of fake news and alternative facts. This year’s top nominees include: U.S. President Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish President Recep Erdogan. Shiterary critics have raised the possibility of having all three share this year’s prize – a rare feat not seen in our modern times since 1939 when Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Franco got to share the prize.

The Nippletist

(The) Nippletist: A nepotist who also happens to be enamored with his own daughter on account of having previously been enamored with his own mother on account of having been breast fed by her,--the mother that is, not the daughter,--until he turned 21. In other words, the nepotism of the nippletist comes as a natural extension and a convenient cover for the incestuous desires and practices that plague his soul.