Safe
Zones (AKA De-Escalation Zones): The modern-day equivalent of concentration
camps where certain “amenities,” such as better tents and makeshift houses, have
been introduced in order to lessen the overall negative psychological impact of
the phenomenon on those who might inadvertently become aware of it, thus making
it ideological acceptable.
Saudomy: The practice of abandoning a longtime ally in favor of a longtime enemy for no apparent reason, and despite the fact that both the betrayed ally and the embraced enemy tend to embrace similar ruling ideologies and embrace same troubling behavior. Rational observers of this behavior conclude that the causes of this practice should be sought in the inner workings and ruling ideology of the adopting side, rather than the newly betrayed or embraced sides.
(The) Saffrogettes: The
name given to members of the Saffron Guild, even the men who, in
fact, make up the majority of the membership. The Safrogettes are fundamentally
shitty people who try to hide their basic shittiness through deployment of
colorful imagery and flowery language. They specialize in attending the signing
ceremonies of any deal struck with the devil, hailing it as breakthrough, and
castigating its critics.
Screeding: 1) A form
of journalism where established journalists rail against the injustices
perpetrated by certain regional and/or global actors, while totally ignoring or
justifying similar behavior by others with whom they have certain ideological
affinity, or whom they consider as representing a necessary or a milder form of
evil. 2) A political speech.
Sebgorkalogy: An academic
nondiscipline that focuses on digging up ancient grievances lingering in the
backgrounds of one’s unconscious then projecting them onto one’s analysis of
contemporary realities leading to such farcical conclusions as: Radical
Islamic Terrorism poses a serious and existential threat to Western
civilization. The conclusion is farcical of its failure to explain how
terrorists operating in small cells and groups armed with improvised weapons or
weapons purchased on the black market and who come from mostly underdeveloped
countries, often from failing states, or from marginalized classes within
western societies that represent a small fraction of their overall population
can actually pose an existential threat to the richest most developed countries
on earth protected as they are by the most powerful and advanced armies and
most sophisticated law enforcement agencies in the world. Sebgorkalogy texts
are considered holy by the Bannonites
who use them to rationalize their inherently shitty attitude towards Muslims
and others. Indeed, Sebgorkalogists are considered to be a subsect of the
Bannonites and, like them, they maintain a strict diet of shit and hot air. The
founder of Sebgorkalogy, Seb the Ass, is known to be one of Bannon
the Stiff’s close disciples. Temples dedicated to the study of Sebgorkalogy
are known as Sebtic Tanks.
Seriese Consecuencese: 1)
A rare type of worm known to specifically inhabit the anal fissure of Russian
Czar Vladdie the Pu, AKA Ivan the Orrible; 2) A mental illness characterized by
impulsive overreaction to an idiotic challenge to one's own foolhardy
overreach.
Sheer Shittery: All
political discourse attempting to deny, whitewash, justify and/or legitimate
authoritarianism and human rights violations.
(The) Shirk ‘N’ Shift (Also,
the Shirk & Shift): The political and social practice of shirking
responsibility for a certain developing situation, while attempting to shift
the blame for the eventual mess resulting from the failure to act in a timely
and effective fashion unto other parties.
Example: Since the outset
of the Syrian Revolution, President Barack Obama has been engaging in a
vigorous regime of Shirk ‘N’ Shift; the result: the worst humanitarian disaster
in decades, weakened allies, empowered enemies and the collapse of the ethical
underpinning of the Global Order. Furthermore, that American credibility that
Obama vowed to restore at the beginning of his presidency might have just
received her coup de grâce.
(The) Shitbin of History: An ever enlarging
receptacle for the worst in us: ideas and people.
(The) Shitealists: A
political movement dedicated to changing the world and achieving global peace
by negotiating with the lions and joining them in fucking the sheep, in the
hope that the more fucked up the sheep get the more sheepish they will become,
thus, improving the chances of peacemaking. The Shitealists are
the ideological enemies of the LeoCons.
(The) Shitly Witly: A
financial one-stop shopping mall for the corrupt and authoritarian rulers and
their families and friends, as well as for thieving entrepreneurs, terrorist
groups, drug lords, human traffickers, and all other similarly honest representatives
of our darkest human impulses. The mall features a variety of luxury stores run
by major bank executives and major international law firms offering services
that enable their psychopathic clientele to keep sleeping well at night,
despite the hard work involved in the daily fleecing, skinning and occasional
culling of the flock. The Shitly Witly is a limited liability
corporation owned by the United Cullers of Humandom (see under
U). Other superstores also run by the UCH include: The Shitly Knitly,
a designer superstore for the Shitty and Infamous, The Shitly Bitly,
an electronics superstore for the same clientele, The Shitly Kitly,
a designer drug store, The Shitly Hitly, your one-stop shop for the
best hitmen with the shittiest morals, and The Shitly Titly –
a shitlymen club.
(The) Shit Shat: A
sex game that is quite popular within the ranks of the Shitty and Infamous, and
is largely believed to be the main cause behind the malodorous aroma that
usually surrounds shitlymen clubs, such as the Shitly Titly chain (Also see
the Shitly Witly).
Shitswhatswecallit: Lying on the western
banks of the Pussyssippi River, the town of Shitswhatswecallit is said to be
the birthplace of Bannon the Still, the founder of the Bannonite
religious sect.
Shtweet: To shtweet is to tweet out of one’s ass. A
shtweet is usually accompanied by a loud fart which seems to be nature’s way of
giving the intended audience a timely heads-up so they can experience the full
impact of the coming shtweet.
Sisi: An ancient
Egyptian epithet given to a weak Pharaoh whose true loyalty often goes to the
highest fucker. Not to be confused with… Mubarak: an ancient
Egyptian epithet given to the Pharaoh who survives by devouring his subjects.
Historically speaking, a Mubarak was often followed by a Sisi, usually after a
brief interregnum of bullshittery. For his part, a Sisi often meets a tragic
end and is usually followed by long period of chaos and blood-fuckery.
Slim Jong-Un: The smart,
dashing and rational alter ego of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un believed to
be hiding somewhere deep within the inner folds of the latter’ tortured mind
and soul. Yet, no amount of prayer has so far managed to coax him out of his
hiding place, as the clock ticks away the moments separating us from Armageddon.
Spokesghouls: Spokespeople
of authoritarian regimes. Just like the rulers they serve, they usually have
the morals of lice, the demeanor of mice and the looks of your average street-tested
trashcan. On occasions, the term could be modified into spokesmotherghoul or
spokesfienghouls (See Fienghouls).
(The) Smell Test: A hazing
ceremony introduced by President Donald J. Trump for all people visiting the
White House. Visitors will have to eat a Taco at a Trump-owned restaurant an
hour before the visit, then, they are told to joyfully smell each
other’s butts in order to determine whose fart smells…the sweetest? Surprise!
The secret to the sweet smell is that the main ingredients in Trump Tacos have
been genetically modified to give off a pleasant aroma after passing through
the gastrointestinal tract. This is indeed why, or so we are told, President
Trump seems to enjoy the smell and taste of his own feces, and this is why his
addiction to bullshit should not be so surprising. Warning: the
ingredients in Trump Tacos, among other Trump food products, may sweeten the farts
and feces, but have been shown to fry the brain matter in controlled lab tests.
Sushi Saudimi: A
particularly spicy fish dish popular in Saudi Arabia and other member states of
the Gulf Cooperation Council. It is often made with the Khalijli fish,
native to Gulf waters, but on many occasions Khayali and Wahmi fish,
also native to Gulf waters, are also added to the mix. First, the fish is
chopped and left to marinate overnight in unrefined oil, while a special sheikh
intones verses of the Furqan, a special Qur’an which certain Wahhabi scholars
believe that only fish can understand. Then, the fish is cooked within the
bowls of a dead camel where it is slowly roasted for 24-36 hours by the natural
gasses emanating from the decaying corpse and trapped within the bowls. A
special scholar is, then, called upon to make the first cut in the camel’s
abdomen to retrieve the fish bits, now thoroughly cooked. Finally, and just
before consumption, the fish gets drenched with special Wahhabi sauce
who secret is known only to the special ruling council of the Wahhabi
Establishment. Before partaking of the delicacy, remember to incant the famous
prayer “Aakuluki wa akrahu n-Nisaa’ wa akta’u raas al-shu’araa, ithan ana
Wahhabi,” which you would understand had you been a fish.
Syrialysis: A form of
paralysis that befalls some politicians whenever they are required to do the
moral thing in the absence of any guarantees of eventual success and accolades.
