The Bannonites: Members of a radical
religious sect known for its devotion to shitheads and its active promotion of
an attitude of general shittiness towards others, especially Muslims and Jews.
The sect was founded in the early 21st century by a shadowy figure
known simply as Bannon the Stiff whose own origins remain a mystery to date – a
saga shrouded in shit and mediocrity despite the man's belief in his own
necessity. In certain obscure texts attributed to the sect, Bannon is said to
have been born in an outhouse in the town of Shitswhatswecallit on the western
banks of the Pussyssippi River. The sect has recently gone global and has cultivated
grassroots following in many European countries especially France where its
followers are known as Lepentomimes, and the UK where they are known as the Wily
Faragers.
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