(The) LePen: A type of
external hemorrhoid known for its unusually large size and for being filled
with a highly inflammable mixture of bile and blood resulting in a phenomenon
known as anal eruptions during bowl movements. Doctors have so far
classified the eruption types into four categories on the basis of their
frequency, intensity and malodorousness, including: Evolian, Goebbelsian, Duginian
and Breitbannonite. For reasons yet to be determined, the hemorrhoid seems to
disproportionately afflict adherents of populist ideologies.
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