Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The LePen

(The) LePen: A type of external hemorrhoid known for its unusually large size and for being filled with a highly inflammable mixture of bile and blood resulting in a phenomenon known as anal eruptions during bowl movements. Doctors have so far classified the eruption types into four categories on the basis of their frequency, intensity and malodorousness, including: Evolian, Goebbelsian, Duginian and Breitbannonite. For reasons yet to be determined, the hemorrhoid seems to disproportionately afflict adherents of populist ideologies.

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