(The) Nippletist: A nepotist who also
happens to be enamored with his own daughter on account of having previously
been enamored with his own mother on account of having been breast fed by her,--the
mother that is, not the daughter,--until he turned 21. In other words, the nepotism
of the nippletist comes as a natural extension and a convenient cover for the incestuous
desires and practices that plague his soul.
(The) Nobel Prize for
Shiterature (AKA the Turdy): A new annual award honoring the best makers
and purveyors of fake news and alternative facts. This year’s top nominees
include: U.S. President Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish
President Recep Erdogan. Shiterary critics have raised the possibility of
having all three share this year’s prize – a rare feat not seen in our modern
times since 1939 when Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Franco got to share the
prize.
