Hate
Crimes: Terrorist attacks perpetrated by white Christian individuals and
groups. Also see Terrorist Attacks.
High Decibel Whisperers:
The only type of advisers that seem able to reach populist leaders with large
egos and small hands. Their ability to shout their whispers and keep their
thoughts ever so close to the edge of insanity enable them to break through
their targets’ ego barriers, those invisible defenses that populist leaders
erect around themselves in order to protect themselves from prolonged exposure
to the humanity of others. (Also see Jonesing)
"The HOHOR. The HOHOR." |
(The) Holy Heavenly Orb of Riyadh (AKA the
HOHOR): One of the lesser known holy relics of Islam, the HOHOR is second in
significance only to the Black Stone found at the corner of the Kaabah. But, while
Muslims are required to make the pilgrimage to Mecca and kiss the Black Stone
at least once in their lifetime, only a handful of people are called upon to
touch the HOHOR. Failure to do so on a regular basis is said to result in dire
consequences for all humanity, though no one can tell what these consequences
are since no one has so far failed to regularly touch the HOHOR. It’s simply
too enchanting. Conspiracy theorists who believe the HOHOR to be an alien artifact
postulate that failure to touch the HOHOR could result in the formation of a
mini black hole that could nonetheless suck in all of Earth if not the entire Solar
System. For this reason many of them believe that the HOHOR is better kept
under direct US or UN supervision. Saudi authorities, however, who consider themselves
to be the official Guardians of the HOHOR, oppose such move saying that, in
addition to being blasphemous, it represents a form of cultural appropriation;
besides, they add, only Muslims can actually touch the HOHOR. The fact that U.S.
President Donald Trump was allowed to touch the HOHOR during his visit to Saudi
Arabia, they assert, proves that he is just another one of those secret American
Muslims who have managed to maneuver their way into the White House. Indeed, there
is a long list of such Muslims, we are told, all of whom allegedly belong to an
old secret society known as the Order of the Orb (OOO) that has been running the
United States since its birth. Conspiracy theories about Zionists, Free Masons,
the Skulls and Bones Society and, more recently, the Muslim Brotherhood, are intentionally
spread by members of the OOO in order to distract public attention from their
existence. Ceremonies involving the HOHOR are usually held in secret, except
during times of impending doom.
(The) Huddle & Mull: 1)
A delay tactic favored by many politicians in democratic and democratizing
societies. The tactic is usually meant to give the electorate the impression is
something is being seriously considered, where in fact nothing is being done
due to strong ideological stands, diverging interests or because everyone is
clueless.
2) A well-known and historic
American coffeehouse chain that has its start shortly after Washington D.C. was
made the capital of the United States. The original branch is still present and
is often frequented by members of the U.S. government, from all three branches,
due to its convenient location, history, gourmet yet affordable coffee and
snacks, and its excellent collection of comic books and pulp fiction. Today,
the chain has branches in most major cities around the world, except in Russia,
China and Iran, among other autocratic states, where huddling, mulling and
reading comics and pulps are considered to be signs of weakness, indecisiveness
and frivolity, qualities that can never be associated with the ruling elite.
Instead, local businessmen, with the right connections of course, started their
own national chains that sought to imitate the look and feel of the Huddle
& Mull, but with emphasis on strength and purposefulness as the names given
to them indicate: The Czarmessiah (Russia), the Mahdi Hut (Iran) and 大無所不知無所不在然而,人之常情和最肯定的共產黨領導人,喜歡成功,所有的事情,讀讀經失敗和失敗 (Dà
wú suǒ bùzhī
wúsuǒbùzài rán'ér,
rén zhī chángqíng hé zuì kěndìng de gòngchǎndǎng lǐngdǎo rén, xǐhuān chénggōng, suǒyǒu de shìqíng, dú dújīng shībài hé shībài),
or The Great Omniscient Omnipresent Yet All Too Human and Most Definitely
Communist Leader Who Likes Success In All Things And Frowns Upon Failure And
The Failed (China).
Note: We should never
confuse the Huddle & Mull with the Fisk & Cock.