tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5656646007809201152024-03-13T03:25:14.032-07:00The DeliriconAmarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-75888688044221588902017-12-15T12:31:00.001-08:002017-12-15T12:31:27.299-08:00A Roy-Mooresque<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(A) Roy-Mooresque:</b> a statement made, or action taken with the intention of deflecting or denying a specific charge that instead ends up validating it. For example, making a statement such as: One of my (friends, colleagues, lawyers, accountants, etc.) is a (member of the group one allegedly hates).” This statement only confirms the inherent bias one has vis-à-vis said group. </div>
<br /> <br /><br /> </div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-53118977417774038052017-06-06T21:29:00.002-07:002017-06-06T21:29:19.694-07:00Trumpeality <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Trumpeality:</b> An alternate
reality where bestiality is the norm and Donald Trump is universally loved and respected.
Unsurprisingly, Trumpeality has a confirmed population of only one: Donald J. Trump.
<o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-61731368521581426152017-05-31T19:59:00.002-07:002017-05-31T19:59:23.634-07:00The Covfefe Trilogy<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>The Covfefe Trilogy:</b> A saga by famed
American author John Watchhisbeck consisting of three parts: East of Covfefe,
Return to Covfefe and Covfefe 2020. The saga follows the misadventures of a misogynist
and racist patriarch whose ambitions and shenanigans wrought havoc on his native
land and the world beyond. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-66203290190584781322017-05-31T19:58:00.002-07:002017-05-31T19:58:32.327-07:00Ivanka's Shoes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Ivanka’s Shoes:</b> A novel by a Chinese
author and dissident writing under the penname Hu On Last. Hu employs gallows humor
to explore the dark side of certain Chinese-American joint business ventures. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-70661802875958326292017-05-31T19:55:00.002-07:002017-05-31T19:55:42.276-07:00The Backchannel <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>The Backchannel:</b> An investigative
work by Russian Journalist Yuri Bugonwallov into the inner workings of the
Kremlin/FSB sponsored secret international porn outlets that have managed to snare
quite a few Western public figures catching them in certain <i>kompromating</i>
positions. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-24435398424920391222017-05-30T19:00:00.001-07:002017-05-30T19:00:56.666-07:00Big Mac<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Big Mac:</b> A term of endearment given to young French
leaders who refuse to kotow to idiots and autocrats. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-48816343748901511832017-05-30T18:59:00.001-07:002017-05-30T18:59:18.726-07:00Brexshit <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Brexshit:</b> To shit in one’s
pants as a protest against an ill-fitting underwear. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-15274933279642222422017-05-28T20:54:00.002-07:002017-05-28T20:55:56.081-07:00The Merkelemma <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 51.2pt; text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Merkelemma:</b> A choice between
two differently shitty alternatives that inspires a strong leader to step in and
actually transform bad shit into good beer. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br /></div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-85084850089221020942017-05-28T20:52:00.002-07:002017-05-28T20:52:17.887-07:00Hate Crimes <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Hate Crimes:</b> Terrorist attacks
perpetrated by white Christian individuals and groups. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-81330593512788874902017-05-28T20:48:00.000-07:002017-05-28T20:48:07.263-07:00Terrorist Attacks <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Terrorist Attacks:</b> Hate crimes committed
by non-white non-Christian individuals and groups. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-32835048014608846482017-05-27T17:26:00.001-07:002017-05-27T21:12:53.297-07:00White Ramadan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>White Ramadan:</b> A mythical time
of year when all things are fine; not perfect, fine. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-57399696801923387942017-05-26T20:12:00.000-07:002017-05-26T20:12:13.989-07:00The Kushner <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Kushner: </b>A new type of
cushioning devices originally designed to soften the blows of fate against
one’s increasingly fragile ego and to help hide a certain dirty family secret.
Having failed to live up to its original intent, however, the device is now
used exclusively for decorative purposes, if ever. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-62367115137893112032017-05-26T20:08:00.002-07:002017-05-26T20:08:37.901-07:00Trümperdämmerung<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Trümperdämmerung: </b>An American saga
that recounts the last days of a dynasty of racist charlatans as they fall from
a state of contrived grace into the Shitbin of History. <b> <o:p></o:p></b></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-66231467519664013532017-05-26T20:06:00.003-07:002017-05-26T20:06:45.954-07:00The Shitbin of History <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Shitbin of History:</b> An ever enlarging
receptacle for the worst in us: ideas and people. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-54352913291749951872017-05-26T20:04:00.002-07:002017-05-26T20:04:28.521-07:00The Fatican<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Fatican:</b> A restaurant
chain specialized in serving such international dishes as the Potizza and <a href="http://thedeliricon.thedailydigestofglobaldelerium.com/2017/03/the-merkelkraut.html">Merkelkraut</a>. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-32618846007922427712017-05-26T00:15:00.002-07:002017-05-26T00:15:19.132-07:00The Russian Probe <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Russian Probe: </b>A sex game
involving horny white Christian males of varying political persuasions, a few
token females and minorities, and a goat infected with a fatal sexually
transmitted disease. The game became popular near the end of the first quarter
of the 21<sup>st</sup> Century leading to the collapse of Western civilization.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-32983372362304693662017-05-22T20:17:00.000-07:002017-05-22T20:36:33.696-07:00(The) Holy Heavenly Orb of Riyadh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Br2Kf_bUM7Q/WSOph7iJ_WI/AAAAAAAD7OU/GV_aWiuPEAIqeCQ-oafJaAt8AOsECmhUACLcB/s1600/Trump%252C%2BSalman%252C%2BSisi.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Br2Kf_bUM7Q/WSOph7iJ_WI/AAAAAAAD7OU/GV_aWiuPEAIqeCQ-oafJaAt8AOsECmhUACLcB/s1600/Trump%252C%2BSalman%252C%2BSisi.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"The HOHOR. The HOHOR."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Holy Heavenly Orb of Riyadh (AKA the
HOHOR):</b> One of the lesser known holy relics of Islam, the HOHOR is second in
significance only to the Black Stone found at the corner of the Kaabah. But, while
Muslims are required to make the pilgrimage to Mecca and kiss the Black Stone
at least once in their lifetime, only a handful of people are called upon to
touch the HOHOR. Failure to do so on a regular basis is said to result in dire
consequences for all humanity, though no one can tell what these consequences
are since no one has so far failed to regularly touch the HOHOR. It’s simply
too enchanting. Conspiracy theorists who believe the HOHOR to be an alien artifact
postulate that failure to touch the HOHOR could result in the formation of a
mini black hole that could nonetheless suck in all of Earth if not the entire Solar
System. For this reason many of them believe that the HOHOR is better kept
under direct US or UN supervision. Saudi authorities, however, who consider themselves
to be the official Guardians of the HOHOR, oppose such move saying that, in
addition to being blasphemous, it represents a form of cultural appropriation;
besides, they add, only Muslims can actually touch the HOHOR. The fact that U.S.
President Donald Trump was allowed to touch the HOHOR during his visit to Saudi
Arabia, they assert, proves that he is just another one of those secret American
Muslims who have managed to maneuver their way into the White House. Indeed, there
is a long list of such Muslims, we are told, all of whom allegedly belong to an
old secret society known as the Order of the Orb (OOO) that has been running the
United States since its birth. Conspiracy theories about Zionists, Free Masons,
the Skulls and Bones Society and, more recently, the Muslim Brotherhood, are intentionally
spread by members of the OOO in order to distract public attention from their
existence. Ceremonies involving the HOHOR are usually held in secret, except
during times of impending doom. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-8201219265138096012017-05-22T20:13:00.004-07:002017-05-22T20:13:41.468-07:00The Nobel Prize for Shiterature<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Nobel Prize for
Shiterature (AKA the Turdy):</b> A new annual award honoring the best makers
and purveyors of fake news and alternative facts. This year’s top nominees
include: U.S. President Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish
President Recep Erdogan. Shiterary critics have raised the possibility of
having all three share this year’s prize – a rare feat not seen in our modern
times since 1939 when Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Franco got to share the
prize. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-5175017759735889642017-05-22T20:11:00.002-07:002017-05-22T20:11:53.913-07:00The Court Jester<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Court Jester:</b> Long defunct,
this official medieval position was revived by the Trump Administration soon
after it took office in early 2017 under the name of White House Spokesperson.
The move was initially met with bemusement which soon turned into shock,
disbelief and despair. While the original intent behind this controversial
institution was to amuse the king through recourse to buffoonery, the main task
of the modern iteration lies in distracting the general public from the President's
own buffoonery.<o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-54856375938457355342017-05-22T20:10:00.003-07:002017-05-22T20:10:18.690-07:00The Trolling Stone<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Trolling Stone:</b> An old tweet
used to discredit and taunt someone by reminding them of their earlier stance
on a particular issue. Although the practice dates back to the early days of
Twitter, it has come in vogue particularly during the Trump administration with
critics of President Trump using some of his old tweets to troll him, prompting
the President to make his by now historic statement: <i>“He amongst you who’s without
a contradictory stand, let him retweet the first trolling stone.” </i> <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-19585586152356339772017-05-22T20:08:00.003-07:002017-05-26T13:28:09.652-07:00The Whirling Ivan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Whirling Ivan (AKA the Terrible Dervish):</b> An American double
agent that works for both Russia and Turkey.<o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-14883523385396444432017-05-22T20:05:00.002-07:002017-05-22T20:05:54.114-07:00The Cotton Flynn<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>(The) Cotton Flynn:</b> A special
machine that transforms shit into a cotton-like fabric favored by certain
political figures when it comes to the making of their formal attire, and, on
occasions, their hair pieces. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-23895217474141413742017-05-08T21:09:00.003-07:002017-05-08T21:14:05.197-07:00Macron Rex <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Macron Rex:</b> A modern French
take on the old Greek play <i>Oedipus Rex</i> in which the protagonist, Macron,
a happy-go-lucky simpleton, becomes reconciled to the fact that he had married
his mother and slays an evil witch with his pen by way of atonement as he shouts “<i>En
marche!</i>”</div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-28932751255700849422017-05-08T21:03:00.002-07:002017-05-08T21:03:27.564-07:00Twitterrhea <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Twitterrhea</b>: Bouts of effusive
nonstop tweeting caused by the sudden rise of heated fumes emanating from the
fecal matter of the afflicted to the cognitive areas in their brain setting part
of it on fire and forcing the afflicted to seek release through tweeting and, more
often, <a href="http://thedeliricon.thedailydigestofglobaldelerium.com/search?q=Shtweet">shtweeting</a>.
In the United States, the disease has come to be known as the Donald Trump
Disease or DTD. At this stage, there is no known cure for DTD, but, since the disease
has far more adverse effects on those exposed to the tweets of the afflicted than
on the afflicted himself, <a href="http://thedeliricon.thedailydigestofglobaldelerium.com/search?q=imbeachment">imbeachment</a>
has been recommended by doctors and psychologists as the most effective coping mechanism.
<o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565664600780920115.post-13637033011959050562017-05-08T21:01:00.001-07:002017-05-08T21:01:51.592-07:00Safe Zones (AKA De-Escalation Zones)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
<b>Safe Zones (AKA De-Escalation
Zones):</b> The modern-day equivalent of concentration camps where certain “amenities,”
such as better tents and makeshift houses, have been introduced in order to lessen
the overall negative psychological impact of the phenomenon on those who might inadvertently
become aware of it, thus making it ideological acceptable. <o:p></o:p></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
Amarjihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11185777161751801204noreply@blogger.com0