Club Shit: A safe haven for all those illegally obtained funds of the Shitty and Infamous.
Contrarian Thoughts Repellent (CTR): A top-secret industrial drug made available in the form of body spray but only to certain high-level politicians and other public figures from around the world. The drug is said to make its users particularly impervious to any argument that goes contrary to their deeply cherished beliefs, no matter how rational it happens to be and irrespective of the amount of direct evidence supporting it. U.S. President Barack Obama is believed to be “highly reliant” on the drug, with former members of his administration claiming that he is, in fact, a full-blown addict. Other well-known figures known for their CTR addiction include: American presidential candidates Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, Syrian Dictator and Maniac-in-Chief Bashar Al-Assad, and Russian potentate Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
(The) Conway-Spicer Conundrum: A contemporary variant on the ancient puzzle that continues to befuddle political scientists, sociologists and journalists, namely: how can one best deal with chronic shameless bullshitters? The new variant is distinguished by the fact that contemporary bullshitters seem to reflect an even greater resiliency to objective facts and rational analysis making confrontation with them completely unpalatable as well as an exercise in futility. Another aspect of the new variant is the marked ability of the new bullshitters to go about their task even without having to say a word sometimes, having succeeded in hypnotizing many in their audience into bullshitting themselves. An example of this telebullshitting phenomenon is the recently deployed KellyannePose, a brief action that involves doing something seemingly irreverential and thoughtless but within the confines of a publicly hollowed space, then, thanks to the Twitterverse, what could have been seen as a simple innocuous action becomes a full-blown controversy, one that helps distract attention from the general fuckupness of certain policies and facts, if only momentarily and until a new Kellyanne Pose is struck. There is currently no consensus on how to best confront the contemporary bullshitters, but recent experiences have amply demonstrated that rolling one’s eyes and trying to mentally project oneself into an alternative moment in space-time has not only failed as an approach, but seems to have actually achieved the opposite effect, namely that of empowering the bullshitters.
Couptagon: 1) A coup d'état mounted by soldiers and/or mercenaries high on Captagon or similar drugs. 2) An attacked carried out by a bunch alienated misfit high on misdirected self-righteousness and atavistic ideology in addition to Captagon.
Cruzify-A-Muslim Day: An annual event organized by the family of Senator Ted Cruz to teach Christian compassion to Muslims by flailing few of them alive and burning bags full of asylum applications submitted by Muslim refugees. The event has become so popular, it is rumored the GOP plans to adopt it as a baptismal rite for entering the RNC.
Czarsultanism: An acute case of megalomania often observed among certain members of Zoa Autocrata, a subspecies of the human genus known for its inherent, nihilistic and perennial need for control and notice at any cost, especially when said cost can be passed to other members of the said subspecies or members of other subspecies of the said genus.