The Kellyanne Pose

(The) Kellyanne Pose: A telebulshitting tactic consisting of a brief action that involves doing something seemingly irreverential and thoughtless but within the confines of a publicly hollowed space. Once this is done, then, thanks to the Twitterverse, what could have been seen as a simple innocuous action becomes a full-blown controversy, one that helps distract attention from the general fuckupness of certain policies and facts, if only momentarily and until a new Kellyanne Pose is struck. The tactic itself is only one part of an arsenal deployed by contemporary bullshitters who are at the heart of the Conway-Spicer Conundrum.