The Nobel Prize for Shiterature

(The) Nobel Prize for Shiterature (AKA the Turdy): A new annual award honoring the best makers and purveyors of fake news and alternative facts. This year’s top nominees include: U.S. President Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish President Recep Erdogan. Shiterary critics have raised the possibility of having all three share this year’s prize – a rare feat not seen in our modern times since 1939 when Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Franco got to share the prize.