Imbeachment

Imbeachment: The term used by people who like peaches to refer to “impeachment.” In a manner of speaking, this would be the political equivalent of beaching the whales, but where people are expected to empathize more with the beaches than the whales.

Twitterrhea

Twitterrhea: Bouts of effusive nonstop tweeting caused by the sudden rise of heated fumes emanating from the fecal matter of the afflicted to the cognitive areas in their brain setting part of it on fire and forcing the afflicted to seek release through tweeting and, more often, shtweeting. In the United States, the disease has come to be known as the Donald Trump Disease or DTD. At this stage, there is no known cure for DTD, but, since the disease has far more adverse effects on those exposed to the tweets of the afflicted than on the afflicted himself, imbeachment has been recommended by doctors and psychologists as the most effective coping mechanism.