Sunday, April 30, 2017

The Dirty Putin

(The) Dirty Putin: An alcoholic beverage consisting of pure Russian Vodka mixed with congealed bovine blood and served in a cup that usually contains an aged cow's eye. Naturally, the blood and the eyes are meant to represent one's enemies. The current Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, is said to have invented and popularized the drink, hence its name, and that he, in fact, consumes it using the blood and eyes of actual Russian dissidents. But no one had so far been able to confirm that last bit before accidentally getting defenestrated from a high floor.

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