Thursday, March 9, 2017

The JarKush

(The) JarKush: A marijuana blend so potent it will make consumers feel like they can achieve peace in the Middle East, an illusion which they will maintain right up until they end up shitting their pants. Despite this embarrassing side-effect, however, the Trump Administration, and contrary to its stand on the consumption of other types of marijuana, is said to have legalized the use of the JarKush through a secret Executive Order.

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